I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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