the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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