i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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