Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
