who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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