bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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