Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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