i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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