oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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