glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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