True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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