if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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