Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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