I skipped work to stalk him.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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