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  Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That was an excessively violent trivia night

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.

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  Dude, you're not even gay.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches

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