Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die. http://tfl.nu/cdvk
  Replies (13) Good night (775) Bad night (2707)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating... http://tfl.nu/t9b4
  Replies (47) Good night (1582) Bad night (5506)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother http://tfl.nu/qg9n
  Replies (14) Good night (5094) Bad night (1027)
• Favorite

  (224): View more from Illinois

  i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (224): i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study. http://tfl.nu/7goo
  Replies (14) Good night (4204) Bad night (971)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust. http://tfl.nu/mc9g
  Replies (6) Good night (6078) Bad night (1060)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night. http://tfl.nu/6i6d
  Replies (20) Good night (1210) Bad night (5101)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list http://tfl.nu/yikq
  Replies (23) Good night (5049) Bad night (941)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back? http://tfl.nu/dswq
  Replies (12) Good night (871) Bad night (2631)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down http://tfl.nu/b2xq
  Replies (15) Good night (2901) Bad night (1223)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat. http://tfl.nu/7ors
  Replies (13) Good night (4259) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Did I change midway through last night?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Did I change midway through last night? (206): Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking http://tfl.nu/rz21
  Replies (2) Good night (2256) Bad night (495)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which http://tfl.nu/haqi
  Replies (3) Good night (708) Bad night (1015)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD http://tfl.nu/j288
  Replies (6) Good night (1146) Bad night (323)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook http://tfl.nu/uied
  Replies (1) Good night (275) Bad night (530)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN" http://tfl.nu/ihut
  Replies (4) Good night (771) Bad night (382)

Randomize