I want to walk on stilts...naked
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
high people should be assigned attendants
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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