Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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