i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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