Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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