She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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