he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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