she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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