But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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