you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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