I wanna bring you to show and tell
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
