doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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