hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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