I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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