Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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