therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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