any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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