Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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