It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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