why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I need moral support for this bender
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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