You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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