The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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