I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He? As in you personified your dick?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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