why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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