So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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