Your face is a jimmy john
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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