i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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