she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
now i know why i became what i already was.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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