porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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