She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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