sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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