Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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