porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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