Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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