We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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