Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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