dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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