I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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