I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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