you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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