Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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