you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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